promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

“Don’t makes homes out of people because once they leave you will feel homesick for a place that no longer exists”
Your arms were my home and I’m so fucking homesick (via these-fading-scars)
“One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did”
Something I have to keep reminding myself (via wanksclub)

hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow